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"Be Part of the Future: Revolutionize Work with Our Exoskeletons"

Are you ready to lead the charge in innovation and improve the lives of your hardworking employees? Here's your chance to join an exclusive group of pioneers testing our cutting-edge non-electrical exoskeletons at a reduced cost. This once-in-a-lifetime opportunity is limited to just 5 companies, so act fast!

Why Participate?

• Improve Efficiency: Enhance productivity and reduce physical strain for your metal workers, farmers, ranchers, construction workers, or mechanics.
• Be a Trailblazer: Position your company as a leader in adopting advanced technology that benefits the working class.
• Exclusive Discount: Purchase our exoskeletons at half the cost if you participate in our testing program.

How It Works:

1. Sign Up: Register your company before June 1st to take advantage of this exclusive offer.
2. Monthly Feedback: Submit suggestions and complaints for improvement by the last Friday of every month.
3. Testing Phase: Use the exoskeletons and help us refine them for the working class.
4. Survey Completion: Upon completing our survey by January 1st, 2026, you'll be reimbursed the full purchase price of the suits.

Important Rules:

• Follow all rules and submit feedback monthly to keep your pre-release warranty valid.
• If conditions are not met, refunds will not be available.
• If the suits are returned and the participating group follows all rules, they are eligible for a 40% no-questions-asked refund. Get an 80% refund if you provide insights on your experience and why you're discontinuing use.

Limited Spots Available!

Don't miss out on this incredible opportunity to revolutionize your industry and support the advancement of exoskeleton technology. Sign up now and take the first step towards a more efficient and safe work environment for your employees.

For more information and to sign up, contact us at:

• Phone: (970)821-5282
• Email: Jon@laughingbaldman.com
• Website: laughingbaldman.com

Join us in creating a future where hard work is rewarded with better tools and greater safety.